Saturday, 22 July 2017

Recipe- One Pot Cajun Chicken Pasta

One pot dinners – I LOVE them!

Especially speedy pasta versions. Perfect for getting dinner on the table before the kids start having an after-school hunger meltdown!

This one has piles of cajun chicken & chorizo all cooked together in a creamy tomato sauce. I like to add plenty of veg such a spinach, peppers & fresh tomatoes too. Because, hey, who doesn’t like getting one over on the kids & making them eat extra veg without even thinking about it! 

This quick Cajun chicken one-pot is a winner for the family dinner table. Cajun spiced chicken in a creamy tomato sauce – with pasta & extra veg. With just 10 minutes prep time & 25 minutes cooking time, that's a double winning in my eyes! 

Ingredients- Serves 4

  • πŸ”Ή1x Tbsp Olive Oil
  • πŸ”Ή1x Regular Onion, peeled & chopped
  • πŸ”Ή1.5x Tbsp Cajun Seasoning
  • πŸ”Ή2x Chicken Breasts, cut into bite-size pieces
  • πŸ”Ή75g (2.6 oz) Chorizo, cut into small chunks
  • πŸ”Ή2x Cloves Garlic, peeled & minced
  • πŸ”Ή½x Red Bell Pepper, deseeded & sliced
  • πŸ”Ή½x Green Bell Pepper, deseeded & sliced
  • πŸ”Ή½x Yellow Bell Pepper, deseeded & sliced
  • πŸ”Ή200g (2.5 cups) Dried Pasta Shapes
  • πŸ”Ή1x400g (14oz) Tin Chopped Tomatoes
  • πŸ”Ή480mls (2 cups) Chicken Stock
  • πŸ”Ή60ml (¼ cup) Double (heavy) Cream
  • πŸ”ΉLarge handful of Fresh Baby Spinach
  • πŸ”Ή10x Fresh Cherry Tomatoes, sliced in half
  • πŸ”Ή50g (1/2 packed cup) Grated Cheddar Cheese
  • πŸ”Ή 2x Tbsp Freshly Chopped Parsley 


  • Heat the oil in a large frying pan (skillet) & add the onion. Cook on a medium heat for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the onion begins to soften.
  • Sprinkle the Cajun seasoning on the chopped chicken breast, then add to the pan. Heat for 5-6 minutes until the chicken is sealed on all sides.
  • Add in the chorizo & garlic then fry for a further two minutes, until the chorizo starts to release it’s oils, then add peppers. Stir, then add the pasta shapes, tin of tomatoes & chicken stock. Bring to the boil, stir, then place a lid or some foil over the pan. Turn the heat down & let the pasta simmer for 15 minutes. Check & stir once or twice during this time.
  • After 15 minutes, remove the lid & test the pasta. It should be just cooked (if it isn’t, cook for a couple of minutes more with a splash of boiling water if needed). Stir in the cream, heat through for a minute then turn off the heat & stir in the spinach. It should wilt very quickly.
  • Sprinkle on the sliced tomatoes, grated cheese and parsley, then serve.                  
  • Thursday, 20 July 2017

    Cheers To 10 Years, Happy Anniversary!

    I used to be a romantic. I remember reading every fairytale growing up.I believed in love at first sight, the magic of a first kiss & happily ever afters. Then I got my heart-broken… no not broken, squashed, stomped on & kicked to the curb like day old rubbish.

    Granted that first time around I now know was not real love. I was very very young & more in love with the idea of LOVE then the person at the time. I made a lot of bad decisions & I paid the consequences. I was bitter & very much anti- LOVE. And then I met a man who would literally sweep me off my feet. LITERALLY!!! ❤️

    I guess what they say is true, when you are not looking for love you will find it. I certainly was not looking to MR.B for a relationship, he was my best friend & have been since I was 13 years old (he was 14years.) But he was looking, he saw me, he persevered & didnt give up, it took him a while to woo me so to speak, a good 4 years infact! But it didn't stop him… well lets just say my life has never been the same. πŸ˜‰

    We are yin & yang. He likes romantic comedy & I am a thriller/action kind of gal. (Kinda joking about the romantic comedy part, kinda notπŸ˜‚) He is happy sitting home quietly on the couch & I am a let’s go dancing girl. He has to have the TV or radio on at all times & I enjoy the quiet, reading my kindle. And yet… we work!

    MR.B is my best friend. He is my rock. He can complete my sentences but knows how much I hate that so he won’t. He reads me better than I read myself. He lifts me up when I am down & grounds me when my head is in the clouds. He not only puts up with all my crazy "Spur On The Moment" type antics, he gets a kick out of them. He loves me for me. Fat or skinny, long hair or short… doesn’t matter to him.

    He makes me laugh! That last one is worth repeating… HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

    He also annoys the hell out of me, spends WAY too much time in the bathroom getting ready, he is super OCD about EVERY little thing (good in a way, but also bloody annoying!) & if he buys another watch I may just have to leave him. But you know what… I love that about him. It makes him not perfect.(But you still better not buy another watch!)

    I use to be a romantic… now I would say I am a realist who enjoys being romanced. There is a big difference. You see fairy tales only show you half the story. They never show you what happens after the big fancy wedding. (Still waiting for this to happen guys, times a ticking MR.B get a move on!πŸ’πŸ˜‚) They don’t show financial struggles, people dying & you certainly don’t find relationship struggles.

    No our life is not a fairy tale. But it is OUR life & one I would not ever change for anything.

    I love you my darling…even more than I did 10 years ago when you forced me to change my mind! (LOL) Thank you for being my cheerleader, my life coach, my partner. Thank you for making me look at the glass as half full when I am certain it is half empty. Thank you for calming my fears, wiping my tears & giving me a good kick in the rear when I need it.

    I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow. I am not sure where this crazy magic carpet ride we seem to be on is going to take us next, but I do know there is no one I would rather get rug burn with than you! WINK WINK! πŸ˜‰

    Happy Anniversary!!! πŸ’

    Love you lots my love πŸ’•

    Wednesday, 19 July 2017

    A Letter To My Darling MR.B On His Birthday

    To My Darling MR.B,

    Today you enter your 28th year of life! We get to celebrate YOU & that makes me so happy. You never like to be in the spotlight nor do you love attention, so that's what makes today especially fun. Since we aren't a couple that is big on PDA (translation: you aren't - I TOTALLY am ...I thought I would openly 'gush' over you because that's what birthdays are for!

    First off, I'll just start by saying that you are the absolute best person I know. You are caring & welcoming ... non judgmental & forgiving ... steady & strong. I have had the privilege of being around you for awhile now & you are the same today as you were 14 years ago when our friendship first began; the same sweet man with a quiet yet strong presence & a warm heart. 

    You have the innate ability to get along with literally ANYONE, which is such an admirable trait (and one that I certainly am still trying to acquire)  

    You are an encourager by nature. You believe in people & support them, regardless of circumstance. This has always been true in our relationship. There have been many dreams & ideas that I have chased over the past 14 years & you ALWAYS supported them. Not only did you support me, but you listened, gave your input & encouraged me every step of the way. Thank you ... I love you for that. 

    Your positivity is infectious! You see the glass 'half full' & always choose to see the good in every situation. It's hard to find someone that's always in a good mood (even in the wee hours of the morning!) ... but I appreciate it so much!

    You are the most humble human I know. You have every reason not to be (don't make me list them all), yet you display humility & kindness in every situation. I am witness to it daily and it's one of the MOST attractive qualities about you. 

    You are such an incredible father to our 3 beautiful children & it's an absolute DREAM to watch you with them. I knew early on in our relationship that you would be an amazing dad, but you're even BETTER than I could have ever imagined. They look at you with stars in their eyes & nothing makes me happier than to know they can always feel secure in you & your love. 

    The world needs more men like you in it, you are such a blessing in our lives & the lives of so many. I am so thankful every day for you, our friendship & the little family we have created. So today, on your special day, I hope you know you are loved BEYOND measure...deeply & forever!

    Happiest of birthdays, my love & cheers to many more...

    Love You Lots

    Gemma xx πŸ’  

    Tuesday, 18 July 2017

    Lessons They Miss Out Of Your Pre-Natal Classes

    Lessons they miss out of your Pre Natal Classes. 

    At least I think they miss them off, but as I went to exactly 0 - I wouldn't know. Still, if I were to rewrite the curriculum, this is what we would learn instead. 


    Lesson 1-     πŸ™„ How to politely accept a strangers incorrect advice. 2 weeks of training your face from a blatant grimace, to one of serene acceptance. Dickheads are the second constant of life Im afraid. 

    Homework : Practise your serenity by not using your mind to stab people that ask you questions ' You not had it yet?!' 'Get your sleep NOW, you'll never sleep again' ' Don't you know what you're in for...?' Etc etc. 

    Lesson 2 -       🚷 How to change your Facebook settings to private, so inconsiderate family members cannot announce any part of your journey to the world BEFORE YOU DO. We are doing all the hard work, growing this babe - do NOT take any of the small joys away from us. Tag me and die, ArsenhΓΆle. 

    Lesson 3 -     🏩 The Art of Hospital Bag packing, followed by - the reality of what is going to happen to those knickers you packed. Freebies include - washing powder that works on blood, tissues for random crying and a menu for the local takeaway. Because fuck cooking when your fanny feels like roadkill. 

    Lesson 4 -      πŸ—― Great Swear Words To Use In Labour, points for creating your own, and making one long word from several. 'AssTitsWankFuckBitchShitCunt' was a fave of mine, as well as ' Ow you Bastard-Bitch'.  Followed by 'Design your own, sorry Midwife, I didn't mean it' Cards. To be sent anytime from a day, to three years after birth. I'm sure they'll remember you. 

    Lesson 5 -      ☕️ Mindfulness. A whole hour dedicated to doing absolutely fuck all useful, but calling it mindfulness so we don't look lazy. This hour will be thought about ALOT once baby departs from womb and follows you everywhere. Including the doorstep for your five minute bit of vitamin D everyday. 

    Lesson 6 -     ✨ Affirmations. No I'm actually serious with this one, every new mum, first time mum, second, third fourth - every mum that had a bad experience, every mum that is nervous. ALL OF THEM. Need to be told before going into this, that they can do it. They are strong they are amazing. They should trust themselves to do it, they shouldn't feel shame if things change. Birth is amazing, not something to fear. πŸ’– 

    Feel free to forward this to the head of the NHS. 

    Or your local Health care provider.

     Or just print it off for your pregnant mate. She'll see the funny side soon, I promise :) 


    Friday, 14 July 2017

    My No F*cks Given Guide To Housework

    Sometimes, when all your f*cks have been given there just aren’t any leftover for the other shit, especially housework. You might have run out of f*cks due to your kids being ill, getting peeved at the other-half for not pulling his weight, hungover maybe? Or perhaps it’s just Monday. Either way, if you need a day off, don’t fret! Here’s my “no f*cks given” guide to dealing with it.

    1. The Laundry. 

    Fuck. That. Sh*t! Laundry is the devil of all housework chores. It’s the one thing that no matter how much you do, you can never do enough. It lingers as if to constantly remind you of how shit you are at keeping house. Leave it. Just let it pile up in a dark corner somewhere, you never know, husband might decide he’s finally ran out of boxers & put a wash on. Failing that, you can be safe in the knowledge that there are clean clothes somewhere & everyone will survive for at least two days.

    2. The Bathroom. 

    Are you expecting guests? Is the plumber due? Are you planning on hosting a party in there? No? Then give no f*cks. The toothpaste in the sink can wait, as can the endless amount of random toys in the bath. If you’re a mother to boys with a poor aim (I hear ya’) that’s nothing a bit of spray bleach and oust won’t fix. Leave the hard stuff for another day & pour yourself a cuppa.

    3. Vacuuming.

    Urgh! Look, being hunched over for long periods of time is bad for your back so unless it’s an absolute given that it must be done, you’ll be doing yourself a favour by giving no f*cks. So what if you have stray raisins under your couch, or hardened playdoh lurking in the corners. Children live in your house, they’re simply leaving evidence of there presence.

    4. Cooking. 

    When you’ve had a shit day or not rolled in until 8pm due to attending  kids clubs for the past 4 hours, your f*cks could have diminished into nothing. This is why Just Eat was invented. I’m certain it’s the brain child of a non-f*ck giving mother who decided to help us all out. Order a curry, pizza or both. No one will hate you because you couldn’t be arsed to cook that spag-Bol.

    5. Washing up.

    Admittedly if you go more than 24 hours without washing up, you will find yourself short of mugs. And that’s no good because coffee. All the coffee! However, if you’re on your last precious f*ck, you don’t want to be giving it to a pile of dirty dishes. Instead you can either  a) invest in paper plates and plastic cups from Poundland or b) get someone else to do it. The kids for example, to earn pocket money or your S/O to earn a nag-free night.

    6. Picking up kids crap. 

    Not actual crap, but toys n’ stuff. Why bother? Absolutely under no circumstances can f*cks be given on a no-f*ck-giving day to wasting your damn time! Because that is essentially what you’re doing. You pick shit up, kids tip shit out. You wipe pen off the windows, they draw on the door. You lose your shit, they laugh in your face. Ignore the lot of it. Your lounge floor will be a sea of paw patrol toys and Lego but who cares? The kids are having fun, and you need a coffee.

    7. Cleaning the kitchen.

    Handprints on the cupboards? Stray bits of food under that table? Mess left out by your OH? F*ck it. If the other members of your household aren’t going to pull their weight, you’re out. You’re not their slave. No body will notice anyway, at least not the hubby.

    8. Polishing.

    A most tedious task. And bad for your health too (apparently). On a day like today be kind to nature & give zero f*cks about the ten-thousand spiders taking up home around your fireplace. Give no f*cks to the inch-thick dust on your windowsill or the sticky hand prints on the tv. If you leave it there long enough, it will almost look like its part of the decor. Perfect for a free way to decorate come Halloween.

    Your welcome.

    Gemma Xx

    Tuesday, 4 July 2017

    Recipe- Spanish Paella With Chicken & Prawns

    Easy Spanish Paella with Chicken & Prawns is a one skillet supper that’s simple yet anything but ordinary.

    This Paella is fresh, filling, full of tongue-tingling Spanish flavor, & yet, so easy. After the prep work of chopping a few ingredients, the dish came together in under 30 minutes & in just one pan = less washing up, bonus! Take my word for it – different doesn’t have to mean difficult.

    The children absolutely loved it! Gracie-Mae even stated that all she will be eating is Paella when we Holiday to Spain next year! 

    Ingredients- Serves 4

    • 2-1/2 cups Chicken Broth
    • Pinch of Spanish Saffron
    • Drizzle of extra virgin olive oil
    • 2x boneless skinless chicken thighs, chopped
    • 6oz Mexican chorizo
    • 1 shallot or 1/2 onion, chopped
    • salt & pepper
    • 3 cloves garlic, minced
    • 2 vine-ripened tomatoes, chopped
    • 2 teaspoons paprika
    • dash of cayenne pepper (optional)
    • 1 cup long grain white rice
    • 6oz large prawns, peeled then deveined and chopped
    • 1/2 cup frozen peas

    1. 1. Bring chicken broth & saffron to a boil in a small saucepan then turn heat to low & place a lid on top to keep hot.
    2. 2. Meanwhile, heat extra virgin olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat then add chicken, chorizo & shallots, season with salt & pepper, then saute until chorizo & chicken are cooked through, 5 minutes, breaking chorizo up as it cooks. Add garlic then saute for 1 minute. Add tomatoes & their juices, paprika & cayenne pepper if using then saute until tomatoes are softened, 3 minutes.
    3. 3. Add rice & hot broth to skillet then stir to combine & bring to a boil. Place a lid on top then lower heat & simmer until rice has nearly absorbed all the broth & is just slightly al dente, 13-15 minutes. Stir in prawns & peas then place lid back on top and let skillet sit off the heat for 5 minutes. Season with more salt & pepper to taste then serve.
    4. It really is that simple! 

    Please Don't Judge My Parenting!

    I think I’m a pretty easy going person. Those who know me would agree. I’m pleasant to be around, easy to work with, supportive when I need to be & a good friend.  I say this because I think they are important qualities to have & I value them when I meet others who share them with me. The last thing I ever want to do is hurt someone by something I say.

    Which brings me to the topic I want to discuss …

    Honestly, I truly do not understand why people, mostly women, feel the need to judge other women when it comes to parenting. I do not understand the purpose of it nor do I see the reward in comparing parenting skills & making judgments about others. It bothers me when women do this to each other because I think it’s hurtful and wrong.

    It happens all the time.

    No one knows your children like you do. No one lives with you around the clock to see what goes on in your house like you do.  No one has the right to tell you you’re parenting incorrectly or make judgmental comments about the way you teach, discipline & interact with your children. Your children are no one’s business but yours. (Unless you’re neglecting or physically abusing them – that’s different.)

    End of story.

    It doesn’t happen often to me. Thankfully, in fact, it is quite rare. Nonetheless, every now & then, I’ll be out with my children bouncing, distracting, warning, counting to three & trying to appear sane. My number one goal is getting from point A to point B with the least amount of failing, zig-zagging, & whining as possible when a stranger pops out of nowhere to criticize my parenting.

    My most recent encounter with a disapproving outsider was certainly more of a passive-aggressive demonstration of disapproval than anything else. Though, I’ve also experienced the anything else.

    Today I took Isaac out in the pram for our daily power walk (great exercise for busy Mum's!) which 9/10 ends with me taking him to the park to explore around, stretch is little legs & have a play in the swings. 

    We had only ventured out for a mere 5 minutes when some stranger lady with a child of her own was crossing paths with us, this particular Mum gave me a very disapproving look (I was completely puzzled by this, so just gave my awkward smile of acknowledgment, as you do.) As she started to walk past us she muttered loud enough for me to hear, 'that's good Parenting ignoring your own child!'

    I stopped in my tracks a little, I was going to turn around & give her 2 barrels worth! But I didn't I kept my cool, bit my tongue & carried on walking. Her only reason that I can think of for her to even come out with such a horrid remark, was that I was wearing headphones, just the one & on low, so I had a beat to power walk to, but just the one so I can still interact with my 11 month old in the pram. Not that I feel the need to justify myself, because I know i wasn't doing anything wrong & in no way shape or form had I or would I ever ignore my children!

    So Mums out there, think before you talk. If you genuinely care & want to help someone by offering advice of your own, be sensitive in the way you share it. You are not the Mum of all Mums, the specialist Mum, the be all & end all of the Mum world. You are no different than any other woman out there who is trying their best to raise their children. If you’re genuine in wanting to help … just be nice.

    And that, my Mum friends, is where I stand.

    Instead of tearing each other down, let's start building each other up ❤️️

    Wednesday, 28 June 2017

    Recipe- Grilled Chicken Gyros With Tzatziki


    I know I have mentioned to you before just how much I LOVE Greek food, I adore it! All the flavours that just burst in your mouth when eating, is just pure bliss! Tasty grilled chicken gyros were right up there as one of my absolute favs. Marinated chicken, a simple fresh tzatziki sauce & tomato all wrapped up in a soft bread, it’s something most people can easily love.

    Grilled chicken gyros with tzatziki is such an easy meal to make & easy to love. We had it with some Greek salad on the side to make more of a meal, but it’s also great as part to serve a crowd at a party alongside your favorite sides. Great flavors, its a kind of street food dish that’s just as good, if not better, at home. Enjoy!

    This is probably one of the quickest & easiest meals I've made so far! With just 10 minutes prep time & 10 minutes cooking time! Perfect for if your looking to try something different on a Friday or Saturday night instead of reaching out for those ever so handy takeaway menus! 

    Ingredients- Serves 4-6 

    • • 1½ tbsp lemon juice
    • • 2 tbsp olive oil
    • • 1 tbsp crushed garlic (2-3 cloves)
    • • 1 tsp dried oregano
    • • 1 tsp dried mint
    • • ½ tsp ground cumin
    • • ¼ tsp paprika
    • • ¼ tsp salt
    • • a few grinds of pepper
    • • 1½ lb/675g boneless skinless chicken thighs

    • For tzatziki - You can find the recipe for my Tzatziki Sauce here.


    1. Whisk together the lemon juice, olive oil, garlic, oregano, mint, cumin, paprika, salt & pepper in a medium bowl. Add the pieces of chicken & turn so they are well covered. Cover and put in the fridge for at least 2 hours, but all day or overnight also good.
    2. Make up the Tzatziki Sauce (see above for recipe & method.)
    3. Warm the grill to a medium heat then put the pieces of chicken on to cook. Turn once or twice & cook until cooked through, a good 3-5min a side depending on thickness.
    4. Once cooked slice up then make up each pitta wrap with a couple slices of tomato, a few slices of chicken and a good spoonful of tzatziki, spread over the chicken.

    Ta Da! How quick & easy is that?! Go on, try it for yourself...


    Tuesday, 27 June 2017

    It's Totally Normal To Lose Your Shit!


    “What do you do as a parent, that you said you wouldn’t do?”

    Do you know, I didn’t even need to think hard about my answer.


    I Shout.

    I am the Shouty Mummy.

    It’s not what I had envisioned pre children, but being a parent is challenging & can test your patience to its limit! What I did (unrealistically) imagine was the calm, cool, collected Mummy who would have the answer to everything, within 5 seconds of my sparkly eyed child asking the cutest question.

    The reality is, however, that being a parent isn’t filled with sparkling moments. The reality is that it’s hard work and that sometimes you lose your shit.

    I lose my shit, and have done so with embarrassment. That was however before the realisation that everyone, at some point cannot actually quite maintain the ‘okay sweetheart, stop poking your sister in her eye’ pleasant almost singing tone & that at that point that Shouty Mummy comes out. Whether your a Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Grandparent or any other version of cheerleaders that help raise children. They all have their own moments. Maybe not the same as yours, but they do. And if they say they don’t, they do.

    I am not however condoning shouting or losing your shit at every opportunity. I mean, who actually wants to lose their shit. However, it is perfectly NORMAL to get caught up in the moment when you feel like you are talking to a brick wall!

    It’s perfectly NORMAL to feel overwhelmed with the day and/or stressed in the moment because you’ve had 3 hours of broken sleep or the only food you’ve consumed is the leftover crust from the toast your baby neglected to eat.

    So when the baby has screamed “MAAAMAAA MAAAMAAA” for the 43rd time whilst you are attempting to scramble together the food shop, then doing the under arm scrum baby hold whilst whispering FML can be the thing that stops you from having the full blown baby/toddler type meltdown in the middle of the frozen food section. Either that or the mum finger comes out wagging like a Cocker spaniel tail whilst repeating “I’m going to count to 3…”

    You are honestly not the only one.

    However, it can feel like you are at times. Like you’ve completely got it wrong, that your raising a monster or being a terrible Mother because you’ve shouted or lost your patience. As Mothers & Fathers we are constantly comparing ourselves to others. Especially the others who appear to have all their shit together.

    Well, I am of the mind set that you do your best. You do what you can, at that moment in time because you are a frigging amazing mother/father/cheerleader & being good enough is all they need.

    Perfection only gives children a screwed perception of the world, and who’s perfection are we living up to? Why do we want children who are seen & not heard?

    I definitely don’t.

    Each & every question, or paddy, or kick off shows me that they are developing & learning to understand the world. Each & every funny & random story Jamie & Gracie-Mae tell me, shows me how I’ve given them the space to be creative & test out the world.

    So sometimes I shout, but sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I have more patience than other days. Some days I just about make the food & employ the digital nanny (Tele/iPads/Xbox ).

    But that’s okay.

    It’s better to not be perfect.

    You are good enough & you need to give yourself a break. If you have had a shitty day, let it be just that- a day. It’s not your life, it’s not all the time. Even though it can feel that way sometimes!

    And if you ever need a rant/cheerleader/moan/winge/cry/laugh…. then come over to this little corner of the Internet & leave a comment/ have a natter because the likelihood is that someone else has felt that way too!

    Don’t ever feel like your in this alone.

    Your not.

    We are all in this together.


    Much love,

    Gemma xx


    Tuesday, 20 June 2017

    Just A Few Reasons Why Mum's Drink


    Wine, wine, wine – it seems Mum's everywhere are obsessing about wine, counting down the hours & minutes to wine o’clock begging many to ask the questions why Mum's drink wine? Well if this is you…..


    then it’s time to set the record straight about why Mum's drink wine….

    1. It passes off as Ribena or apple juice

    So that when you need to pretend  that you’re not actually drinking wine when you actually are…well then, you can.

    2. It reduces our chances of having a heart attack (on any given day!)

    As Mum's, on some days – you know when EVERYTHING is going wrong & you’re racing around like some maniac & the kids are being utter s***s & you feel like you’re one step away from having a cardiac. Well, on these days, you can at least drink some wine & perhaps head off that stress & cardiac at the pass by knowing that drinking a little wine will in fact do your heart some good – hurrah! (ok, probably not the main reason we drink it though!)

    3. The empty bottles make you feel like a rock star!

    Nothing says rock star more than a recycling bin overflowing with wine bottles – well, that’s basically as close to rock star-dom any of us are likely to get to anyway.

    4. It makes your crap dinner taste better

    Let’s face it, when you have knocked out another disaster of a dinner for the family, you can either cry into your plate OR pour yourself a glass of wine, which will make it all taste so much better!

    5. Because you don’t need to leave the house to drink it

    Yup wine, our old friend, can be drunk without you having to leave your house or  getting out of your stained clothes & hurrah! can be drunk with your bra off too. Best enjoyed sitting on the sofa in front of Netflix.

    6. It makes us less vile

    Picture the scene: Pre glass of wine = vile mood, hell on earth. Post glass of wine = happy, happy, happy without a care in the world. And a happy Mama makes for a happy household. Yup, wine is the ultimate in mood enhancers (that are legal) & stress reducers so when the day is going to crap, there’s nothing wrong with bringing wine o’ clock forward by an hour or two (judge away!). P.S. did you know that  a glass of wine a day can makes you less prone to depression? And Lord knows we could all do with some help on dodging that bullet.

    7. It makes all that mum guilt disappear into the ether

    You know it to be true – once you’ve had a glass of wine all that mum guilt just goes…poof! & vanishes away in a puff of smoke.

    8. It makes you feel sexyyyyy

    Yup amazing what a transformation a glass of wine can make happen. Before a glass of wine, you probably feel about as attractive as a bucket of smashed crabs. After one glass of wine….woahhhhhh mama! You better watch out. Someone’s going to be in for a surprise when they get home. Well, you’ve got to keep the fire alive somehow, and it’s a good a way as any in my book!

    9. It’s cheaper than therapy

    Seriously, just think of all the things you need to get off your chest! You could go and hemorrhage money sitting on a therapist’s couch…or you could just go and pour yourself a glass of wine and take the edge off.

    10. It’s the only thing that makes sleep deprivation better

    If you’re acting drunk because you haven’t slept properly for days on end, well then…you might as just go ahead & be the real deal!

    So there you go….if you’re wondering about whether to have a glass of wine tonight & needing any convincing….here it is. 

    Cheers everybody!


    Wednesday, 14 June 2017

    To The Mother's Who Feel Like Throwing In The Towel


    Don’t quit.

    I know it feels like the weight of the world is on your shoulders & that it really doesn’t matter if the dishes are done or that no one really cares that you stayed up till 2 am folding laundry or that you are just overlooked. I know you sit in the car & put your head on the steering wheel & the tears roll down at times. I know that sometimes you just want to throw in the towel & whisper (or scream) that you’ve had enough of all of this.

    I know. I know because I have felt that way.

    I remember sitting in the bathroom behind the door with my head in my hands thinking that I couldn’t do this motherhood thing anymore & that I really didn’t matter or make a difference & that I would never ever catch up on laundry – which, by the way, I’ve never really caught up on. And because I’ve felt that way I’m writing today to tell you that you, right now, matter more than you might ever realize.

    You & your life, your voice, your giving of self, and all of that matters.

    There will be days that are hard. Weeks that are hard. Months that are hard.

    But, you can do this. I know you can.

    You can pick yourself up, brush off the words that hold you back & you can be Mum today. You can look in your children’s eyes and tell them how much you love them – even though you are remembering how much they sassed back to you this morning – & you can love them unconditionally. You can make those ham salad sandwiches for lunch today & sliced apples and can actually get the straw in the juice pouch on the first time. Or the second. You can drive those kids to football or ballet or to school or to where ever & you will tell yourself that you sitting in the car with them matters.

    Quitting means stopping. And you don’t stop.

    A wise friend of mine told me this weekend that we only fail when we quit.

    Motherhood doesn’t look anything like I imagined when I was young. Motherhood doesn’t look like those pinterest boards full of birthday ideas with perfect fondant cakes & party favors that take three hours to make. Those moments are there. But seriously, listen to me, those things don’t make a Mother. Those things, while they are beautiful, they don’t really matter in the life journey. Do you know what matters? You. Right now, reading these words, who is about to give of herself for her family.

     Do you realize what an amazing impact you are leaving? 

    Don’t tell me about all the times you’ve messed up. I’ve got them as well. But do you remember all the times where you have done well? Or the times when you’ve been there? Sitting up at one am rocking a toddler with a bad dream. Making dinner out of cupboards that are bare. Giving up on something you need so that your child can get what they need. Helping with math. Reading a story. Folding those clothes. Making lunches. Teaching. Listening to their stories. Being silly. Laughing. Holding the puke bucket. Wiping faces. Putting art on the wall. Watching them sleep.

    Those are the moments in life that you are blessed to live.

    So you may feel like you want to quit. Don’t. Pick up the Motherhood towel right now and instead tell yourself you can do this today. You can. You can for your family. Don’t look at how everyone else is mothering, or what the facebook status states, or the pinterest picture of the perfect Mother. You are the perfect Mother for your children today. Do not let the world qualify your motherhood. There is no price tag large enough that would ever illustrate the true value of motherhood. You are an amazing gift to your family.

    I believe in you.

    What are you waiting for? You can do this, sweet Mother.

    You totally can.